(Source: randallascot)

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(Source: sandandglass)

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virginiagentlenerd:

ratherstayforever:

Tywin is not amused

They never should have friended Dad on fb.

virginiagentlenerd:

ratherstayforever:

Tywin is not amused

They never should have friended Dad on fb.

(Reblogged from silliiboo)

workingamerica:

Everyone who works hard deserves to make a decent living. And that’s not a new idea.

LIKE to support the effort to Raise The Minimum Wage. Then, sign on: http://bit.ly/MSj0ho http://ift.tt/PfWeBz

(Reblogged from femmsub)

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

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femmsub:

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

They make POWDERED MEAT?????

Naw dude.  Well they might.  But this isn’t it.  This is candy.  Well it’s probably a brownie or something in this video but this candy company in Japan makes kits like this where you mix powdered junk with water and you make candy that looks like food.

(Source: gxldslvgs)

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davidcrap:

if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?

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disaffected-coathanger:

momdiggity:

browngirlinterrupted:

don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture anymore. you don’t need to know how they’re doing. save yourself the trouble, seriously.

i need to stop doing this everyday

Me too

Even if they’re family.

(Reblogged from disaffected-coathanger)

(Source: supagirl)

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(Source: thesourpuss)

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80% of my friendships on tumblr

  • Me: we should talk more!
  • Them: yeah we should!
  • Both: *never talks to each other again*
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snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(Reblogged from disaffected-coathanger)
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A KID’S SHOW
an ancient adventure time proverb (via finnandcake)
(Reblogged from paxxes)

expertcrystal:

If you’ve been traumatised by AT and you know it clap your hands!

(Reblogged from paxxes)

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(Reblogged from disaffected-coathanger)